Letter to Mat John - Tree Story

Dear Mat John,


Oh man what is happening to this country

Never before ADUNs meet under the tree

Possibly it was the first in our history

Salutes to those ADUNs for the bravery

They showed to us the true democracy

Despite the intimidations by the Kuku Besi

Despite name calling from Zahid and Nazri

In contrary those two are stupid menteri


Celaka and bodoh are Nazri’s common vocabulary

While Zahid amassed wealth and live in luxury

As menteri agama he should be an exemplary

In fact he owned fleet of Mercedes and Ferrari

To be exact around 18 cars seen in vicinity

While many struggling to feed the family

Especially now in the struggling economy

Our Menteri Agama collect cars as his hobby


As law enforcer police must be acting in impartiality

When UMNO goons gather in illegal assembly

And they even harassed the OKU in parliament lobby

No actions taken by our IGP or our AG

They only take the Toyo for ride for show only

When Perak Speaker call for DUN assembly

With legitimate order using his authority

The police go beyond their role by blocking the entry

Even Bar Council puzzled with the authority

They even have gut to declare it illegal assembly

Are we on the brink to be Zimbabwe friendly


Pak Lah is leaving soon as Perdana Menteri

Good bye to 4th floor boys lead by Khairy

You guys can now gather in Restoran Ghani Briyani

They also serves teh tarik while surfing internet is free

Nor Jeep will occupy 4th floor with friends of Sexpole Bukhari

Scholarship will be offered if you are willing to lompat parti

And to those who confessed to be victims of Sodok Me


Well, Malaysia soon will have new Perdana Menteri

The only PM that carry a sickness call TB

Bukan tubercolosis tetapi Takut Bini

The fat lady loves kissing actors from Hindi movie

A little bit short but has potent weapon for her enemy

Dont play play with this Roh Sir Ma soon to be First Lady

You’d better run for your life if that become reality

Oh ya ladies, please keep track of your hubby

Roh Sir Ma hubby known as kidnapper lately

Three ADUNS from Perak became victims already

Two male ADUN and a lady ADUN called He


So Mat John please look for a decent house in Sydney

I might have to migrate before they nab me


Keris Silau

6 March 2009